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Off Quotes by Garrison Keillor
- There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
- The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping big hints. You want to be…
- I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.
- The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers,…
- If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
- A person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up on her own…
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