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Off Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias
- I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
- I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage.…
- Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have gone to Subway.
- Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have thought?
- That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there…
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- Gary Oldman is impossible to steal a movie from. He's such a great actor, he's off the hook. I love him. — Kevin Bacon
- Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful. — David Bailey