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Off Quotes by Daniel Handler
- A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying…
- If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too…
- One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards" or…
- If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.
- Members of your family might say they are working hard all day long, while you are off at school or clarinet lessons, but the only…
- The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and…
- Off with you" is a phrase used by people who lack the curtesy to say something more polite, such as, "if there's nothing else you…
- If you are interested in happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy…
- The expression "following suit" is a curious one, because it has nothing to do with walking behind a matching set of clothing. If you follow…
- There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better…
- That night it felt that somehow by flicking them off the roof, the matches would burn down everything, the sparks from the tips of the…
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- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows
- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin