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Off Quotes by Alexei Sayle
- The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
- First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
- Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling…
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- When a tradition gathers enough strength to go on for centuries, you don't just turn it off one day. — Chinua Achebe
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- Gary Oldman is impossible to steal a movie from. He's such a great actor, he's off the hook. I love him. — Kevin Bacon
- Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful. — David Bailey