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15597 quotes by 8408 authors

There once was this girl she loved a boy..she knew since elementary...she adored him she thought everything about him was perfect..no matter what anyone said..but..one… — Kaitlyn Garber
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow… — Himanshu Fruitwala
Yer when a guy gets a new tattoo, he shows it off... so why cant I?? ;) — Levita Charin
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja
It doesn't wear off if you find the right person. Never will. — Chloe Moretz
When your hearts broken its does hurt crying makes it worst. I just lay on my pillow cry erase all the memories and say I… — Courtneyhood
The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails! — Stanley Victor Paskavich
A man should never ask a woman if she likes him, as this is one phrase that turns off a woman completely. — Mazher
What's better than a cherry topping off a cake? Swedish Fish! sugarkrazed — MilanaMay
I miss you so much and there is so much of me that wishes you were back in my life, but the worst part is… — Bernajoy Vaal
I love walkin around with my shirt off;) — Ryansmith
Look I anit fake like some bitches in the world 100% real right here I'm cool ti talk to but when u piss me off… — Nayluvsnik
Cause it's you and me and all of the people and I dont know why I cant keep my eyes off of you ... — Emily Thomas-webb
No one will ever see how much pain you have inside of you untill you take that fake smile off your face — Bella1713
There's a certain charm, when the words Go fuck yourself roll off your tongue. Try it. — Nikhil Saluja
Just be for a hundred trillion years then when your rested, step right off into where your at now Just getting out of bed for… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I came home real late and my wife says you come home this late again and I'll cut off something you love. I said not… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
After my hand has finished jacking me off, it hides in my pocket like a shamed whore. — Nikhil Saluja
Never put off tomorrow what you can do today... — Melchor Lim

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