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How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say… — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please… — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Fake your own orgasm while dining out. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja
How to Piss Off A Woman : After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint. — Nikhil Saluja
This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up… — Walt Whitman
Boys laugh at what they put girls through. But won't be laughing, when they wipe the tears off their daughter for the same reason. — DopeyDasha
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake — Punkinhead Abhishek
That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger. — Nikhil Saluja
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the… — Sara Ann Nielsen
LIFE SUCKS I JUST GOT KICKED OFF THE CHAT ROOM — Ondraya
Nothing is more dangerous than not accepting love relationships that are broken off, work that is promised but there is no starting date, decisions that… — Nate
I may be 16 but I'm an easy person to piss off and trust you dont wanna do that but I guess you dnt kno… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
I've died so many times. I'm 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was… — Jonathan Banks
I wish I could go back in time and say fuck off instead of hi! — Punkinhead Abhishek
Would you let me see beneath your beautiful? Would you let me see beneath your perfect? Take it off now, boy, take it off now,… — Labrinth
Never let someone or something wipe that beautiful smile off your face. — Senoraroy
INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off. — Nate

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