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He made you feel special, filling you up with all these promises, and before you know it , he breaks everything you loved about him.… — Sandra
True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP YOU PUSSY! — Nikhil Saluja
I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and… — Ritu Ghatourey
Jungles are inhabited by jackals and monkeys ; In caves rats take up residence: those who wash off inner impurities 5 tyms a day, Doing… — Ritu Ghatourey
I dance, I sing, I like songs sung by girls and I love my mum.... does this make me a freak? NO it doesnt because… — Ritu Ghatourey
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two… — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes you have to dust yourself off, pick your head up, put a smile on and continue going on with life. God has his plans… — Bernajoy Vaal
Like a bird in cage, a prison so opaque. In such a long ride , her speed still slake, she is a bird in cage.… — Senoraroy
Wow! thats your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me! — Solomon
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your… — Syntific
I don't know why we all hang on to something we know were better off letting go. Its like were scared to lose what we… — Bernajoy Vaal
When you say I love you to someone, you better mean it. You said I love you to me, and then you went off with… — Kayla Jackson
A true friend is the one who never hesitate to help,encourage,inspire and support you but will kick your ass off if you made a mistakes… — Regina Malabago
Actions keep people close Words run them off — M Walder
I know we'll be cholis for life, sharing our dreams together. As we walk down the road we'll never think dobara, our memories will last… — Sarthak
Alarm clocks are like teachers, they wake you up and piss you off. — Nikhil Saluja
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You just don't trip and fall into a Vagina. — Pryncez_Nika
You could become whatever you liked. Only youve got to shake off the past — Miranda- The Collector John Fowles
I erased the memories off my mind of people who doesnt respect my name — Unknown Author
Passion makes the old medicine new: Passion lops off the bough of weariness. Passion is the elixir that renews: how can there be weariness when… — Ritu Ghatourey

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