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I'm walking around all over this town, ten feet off the ground, so happy I found you, baby. — Easton Corbin
I never saw you dance with your feet off the ground, oh but I see it now. — Tracy Lawrence
It is not easy to fall in love but now I knew I am in love with the most beautiful girl I rather spend my… — Raheem Nicholas
If she/he loves you it will show you shouldnt have to tell them it should be a light switch that comes on when yall are… — Frenchqueen
Wait for the boy who pursues you. The one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical; the kind of boy who brings out the… — Muniir Zero
I Forgot to turn my swag off before I went to bed, and woke up covered in bitches. — Jenny Butski
I got a camera, the stamina, some whips, and some chains; how about we swag it up, rip it off and drink some champagne? — Crap
Broke off a friendship today, because after loving someone for so long its so sad to be smacked in the face with their selfishness. — Shmoopy
Sometimes someone just says something and it catches you off guard! -Jay McGuiness — The Wanted
HOW CAN YOU THINK OF EVER BEEN HAPPY WHEN YOU HAVE CORT OFF THE ROOT OF YOUR HAPPINESS WHO IS THAT ROOT..JEHOVAH KING OF kings.with… — GODDEY WILSON
He asked me if I was doing ok... I don't think he knew he would get this sort of response... // right now I'm coughing… — Alla
Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today. — Marlon Wayans
Sometimes I just want to paint the words It's my fault across my forehead to save people the time of being pissed off at me. — Punkinhead Abhishek
Mostly all famous inventions start off as an accidents. For instance, my invention of running over cats. — Nikhil Saluja
I approached her like a gentleman and she brushed me off..(yrs later) Pulled up in a '13 Benz approached her like an asshole and got… — Jasari
Dreamland's: Man Vs. WILD REFRIGERATOR! Pup tents up! Im rocking the smoke house from the ground up. PURIFIED! Im off the grid! Im your super… — Javaz
You know it is going to be a good stoy when it starts off with so this bitch.. — Tamika-leeigh
If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are… — Glen Rambharack
Sometimes I don't know what to do. I'm in over my head. I just want to shut off everything and just lay in my bed. — Tegan
Guys be LAUGHING at what they PUT LADIES THROUGH but they WON'T be laughing when they're wiping tears off their DAUGHTERS FACE FOR THE SAME… — Punkinhead Abhishek

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