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Broke off a friendship yesterday, because after loving someone for so long its so sad to be smacked in the face with their selfishness. — Shmoopy
Welcome to my little sanctuary you've been looking so good all day and you really got a nigga pretty anxious baby better call your boss… — Trey Songz
I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Sometimes life can be better off without school but once sometimes when you are not educated life turns to be hard, therefore do what is… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja
Dear weather !! stop showing off , we know you are hot :( — Amit Verma
You know its going to be a great story when it starts off with, So this BITCH... — Amit Verma
This is a story that I have never told , gotta get this off my chest to let it go, I need to take back… — RihAnna Renee
You can't spell love without I want to jump off a fucking bridge. — Nikhil Saluja
Passion is tearing the panties off. Sexy is seductively sliding them down. Married is taking time to fold them. — Nishan Singh
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, dates or showing off, It's about being with the person that makes you happy. — Nishan Singh
Anyways, I'm Going To Get Off For Now On So Uhm...If You Need Anything Just Tweet Me Or Text Me, So Yeah...I Love You. — Archie
SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. — Nikhil Saluja
I feel like Jud Buechler from the Chicago Bulls back in 97, or Steve Kerr of the Bulls, where Im the guy who comes off… — Ken Jeong
I don't fear insects or spiders. At great heights, I jump off, smiling. In the face of death I wink. But, when I look into… — Ritu Ghatourey
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light,… — Ritu Ghatourey
I don't do good things for the sake of good impression. I don't even give a damn for turns off and turns on. I preferred… — Mary Eliza Maceda
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' — Nikhil Saluja
When I was falling you were laughing, when I was using you were talking, when I was fighting you weren't trying. Hard work pays off:… — Kevin McCarty
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. — Nikhil Saluja

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