Off Quotes

15597 quotes by 8408 authors

I dont give a fuck when I'm fucked off!! — Pratik Kc
Don't live you life as anyone ordinary in the crowd. Live differently. Be unique. Don't be afraid. Stand out. Don't blend in. Show yourself off… — Islam Elnady
Any bitch can spend a mans money, ride in his car, lay in his house, order off the menu and spread her legs. But only… — Kenya
My kind of relationship: I love being in the type of relationship where youre totally comfortable around each other, and theres no pressure to act… — Kenya
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake… — Thegr81
No MOre When the time is rightyour all wrong. When your allrite the time is wrong. When your feeling cold,the world seems full of happyness.… — Bobby Hazzard
I take off like I've been stripping all my life. — Jay Z
We've had our time. Its don't and over with now. But thinking back to all the memories we shared, I don't know if letting go… — CarrieMarie
I might not be a good friend not good in studies not good in anything BUT!!!... M UNBEATABLE IN PISSiNG PPL OFF — MOHSIN KHAN
One day, a crab was running on the seashore. The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. The crab asked: Being my friend,… — Megz
A guy tried to jump on a building. he was about to let go... when a girl asked him to stop! the girl said: dont… — Megz
I just want to show you off to all of my friends, make your name drool on their chinny, chin, chin — Niall Horan
Flying is easy! Just jump off a building and try not to hit the ground! — Bubbly
You stil have my heart and you will alwasy have soo why wont the arrow shot your name off it already!!!!! — Megan Sartin
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it say abcdefg det your fat ass off of me — Jessica Olguin
When you have those people who only want to know you if they want something, no fuck off. — Kiara Leigh:*
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the… — Theophilus
Whoa!! back off! live your life and I'll live mine. You are standing on my way, I need to shine!! — Joe Goga
You got to find a woman that can cook. How you gonna last 50 or 60 yrs?.. Most people say, well we'll live off love.....Then… — Phil Robertson
Happiness is a choice...join team happy and get off team hater! Who even has all that time to hate!?! — Kim Kardashian

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