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15597 quotes by 8408 authors

I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to pissed off homophobes — Kurt Cobain
If you tick me off and I don't say anything, it's not because you win.. it's because if I open my mouth I'm going to… — Nishan Panwar
I say te amo mucho to you now but you were only mi carozon for a minute. I thought I could trust you with my… — Megan Sartin
If you cry I cry if your upset I'm upset if your happy I'm happy but if you jump off a cliff I will miss… — Seth Meek
The perfect partner doesnt exist, nor the perfect friend. We would avoid a lot of disappointments by simply understanding that no matter how much we… — Gregory Modise
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with… — A_nthony
Boy: I would do anything for you, Girl: Like what? Boy: Anything Girl: Jump off the bridge, Boy: Bye, mom is calling — Oksana Serdyuk
I wish I could send text messages through my mind, because I feel like my fingers are falling off — Oksana Serdyuk
I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun. — Jamir Castro
I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice... My face... Even my smell. As if I'd need any of… — The Twilight Saga
Love is a strong word, be careful how you use it. Don't take it for granted or blatantly abuse it. Once you're sure you have… — Gebru Villars
If someone were to offer a billion dollars, actually have it, and be willing to hand if off to me as long as I told… — Guardian/Hommie G
Girls always late guys very rarely, Guys always the bad guys girls very rarely, Girls hearts get scard guys very rarely, Guys change girls very… — Kevin Mccarty
Bullies are so weak that they so jealous of yo ass, seriously F-U-C-K OFF — Ashley Rashid
Bitch get that sarcastic smile off your face, lose those sarcastic words and speak straight when I talk to you. Didn't yo moma ever teach… — Ashley Rashid
Some people pissed you off, Some people makes you cry.. Some people bring smiles to you heart, and some people breaks it up... Some people… — Janet Reolope
People eyes always around us, their ears is widely open to hear anythings about us, their tongue speaks farther than who we are.. But their… — Janet Reolope
The greatest relationships are the ones you never expected to be in. The ones that swept you off your feet and changed every view you've… — Sushan Sharma
She slaps him. He pulls off her dress and they start having sex. — Pretty Ladii
I hide behind my shades,so you cannot see my soul, I am naked without them, feelings I can not control. My shades are black, a… — CTate

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