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You wonâ€™t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. — Chris Rock
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right… — Paul Reubens
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9 — Josh Lucas
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so… — Dudley Moore
I love lingerie and feminine things. It makes me feel nice look good and turn somebody on by doing so. It's an incredible rush. And… — Lorri Bagley
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley
Ang Leeâ€™s been nominated for Best Director for Life of Pi, which is what Iâ€™m going to call the six weeks after I take this… — Amy Poehler
There's always going to be somebody worse off than me — Teri Garr
Globalisation is not something that we can hold off or turn off: it is the economic equivalent of a force of nature - like wind… — William J. Clinton
My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. — Josh Groban
I completely took off my eyebrows one time for a screen test. I hadn't even gotten the role yet. So you have to have a… — Katerina Graham
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene… — Robert Pattinson
I've been around the movie business, so I can play it cool and all that, but when people are different they have that off thing… — River Phoenix
I started off as a juggler. I used to do a half-hour show on the weekends to make money as a kid. Then I went… — Patrick Dempsey
I never thought of myself as a movie star. I'm just a working girl. A working girl who worked her way to the top --… — Susan Hayward
I can kick your head off, but I can't, like, play a stupid little video game. — Kelly Hu
I still can't shake the Nebraska off of me. — Andrew Rannells
I am not closed off to anything right now. That is what I was saying about not having any more walls up. I don't want… — Kristen Stewart
I have realized that you can close yourself off to life if you put walls up, but it's a difficult thing ... You can't see… — Kristen Stewart
Id like to wear a rainbow every day, and tell the world that everything is o.k. But Ill try to carry off a little darkness… — Johnny Cash

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