Best Octopus Quotes

40 Octopus quotes by 37 unique authors

If my life were a corny horror movie, and the heroine was lost and alone, trapped in an underwater cave, what would happen next? If… — James Patterson
Crank, You See isn't any ordinary monster. It's like a giant octopus, weaving its tentacles not just around you, but through you, squeezing not hard… — Ellen Hopkins
I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of… — Mira Grant
No one ever explained the octopuses. — Gail Carriger
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. — Dodie Smith
I was bitten by an octopus. — Ted Cruz
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. — Dodie Smith
They eat the dainty food of famous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes,… — Luigi Barzini
You may think I'm weird,but whatever:P ... I find lama's to be sooo adorable,Spiders are soo cute,Snake's are cute as well. I want a pet… — Jasmine
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once — Im Nothing
A worm has 5 hearts, an octopus has 3 hearts, a human has 1 heart. But if you love more than one, check and search… — Tonirose
I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once — Dan
Bankhead nigga eatin octopus and swordfish, My whole clique gorgeous, say my name 'n forge it, Bake faggot-ass cliques full of Boy George's, They hate… — Young Dro
I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time. — Curly Girl
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check… — Nikhil Saluja

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