Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I… — Zach Braff
We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases. — Patrick Hayden
Fresh October brings the pheasant, The to gather nuts is pleasant. — Sara Coleridge
But all the vitamins, amino acids, protein etc. needed to get stronger can be found in abundance in plant foods. Anything that is a fruit,… — Robert Cheeke
If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right.Â But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby! — Jeffrey Gitomer
The nut of this tree is hung high aloft, wrapped in a silk wrapper, which is enclosed in a case of sole leather, which again… — Luis de Camoes
There was a proposal in California that would keep out Wal-Mart but allow Costco. You opposed it. Are you nuts? That's true: I always oppose… — James Sinegal
The life of the wood, meadow, and lake go on without us. Flowers bloom, set seed and die back; squirrels hide nuts in the fall… — Ann Zwinger
When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a… — Richard Jeni
My sons named her Bridget because that way they always had their sister, Bridget, with them. People thought we were nuts because on the phone… — Peter Fonda
Rhythm and sex go together and that's where I come from as far as the music goes. Rag Doll and Love In An Elevator are… — Joe Perry
In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple. — John Millington Synge
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts… — Jack Handey
I was thinking that if I hit his nuts, maybe he would serve like a woman. — Thomas Muster
In America you're conditioned to regard everything as a contest. You have to make the Ten Best Dressed List, win this, win that. It drives… — Arthur Ashe
See the genius in everyone you encounter. Just as the mountain cannot crack a nut though it can carry a forest on its back, so… — Wayne Dyer
I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else. — Jack Nicholson
It is far better to be happy than to have your bodies act as graveyards for animals. Accordingly, the apostle [St.] Matthew partook of seeds,… — Clement of Alexandria
You've got to be able to hold a lot of contradictory ideas in your mind without going nuts. I feel like to do my job… — Bruce Springsteen
To speak only of food inspections: the United States currently imports 80% of its seafood, 32% of its fruits and nuts, 13% of its vegetables,… — Marion Nestle

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