Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along. — Jody Watley
The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson
These were highly civil comments for crying out loud. I mean, people are going nuts. USA Today, the Politico. And some people were suggesting that… — Rush Limbaugh
The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate. — Chuck Grassley
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you… — Richard Jeni
For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts. — Joe Teti
If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought! — Cesar Romero
It's truly gratifying to see my films reach beyond a familiar public, to get a chance to move new audiences. It's nuts. It's extraordinary. — Jacques Audiard
Mr. McCain fought in Vietnam. I think that he has enough blood of peaceful citizens on his hands. It must be impossible for him to… — Vladimir Putin
I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him,… — Lewis Black
.. Playing live is about going for it .. it's about bringing it ... you should see a bunch of people trying out stuff, actually… — Brad Paisley
The Haitians, who knew something about suffering and survival, had a beautiful phrase... The Translation is not perfect, but the nut of it was: 'The… — Rick Bragg
It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film. — Dennis Miller
What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running? — Steve Prefontaine
I tried to think of my knowledge, but it was a squirrel's heap of winter nuts. There was no strength in my knowledge any more… — Stephen Vincent Benet
Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts — Eddie Van Halen
I am not this big celebrity, but it gets really crazy. You have to go through the nuts of blowing up, in a sense, and… — Vanessa Carlton
Regularity chauvinists are people who insist that you have got to do the same thing every time, every day, which drives some of us nuts.… — Ted Nelson
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens. — Bill Hicks
Of course the sands of Present Time are running out from under our feet. And why not? The Great Conundrum: 'What are we here for?'… — Brion Gysin

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