Noses Quotes

940 Noses quotes by 726 unique authors

My day-old son is plenty scrawny, his mouth is wide with screams, or yawny; His ears seem larger than he's needing, His nose is flat,… — Richard Armour
Where do the noses go? I always wondered where the noses would go. — Ernest Hemingway
I've got splinters in my nose from the best publishing doors in town. — Rita Mae Brown
My opinion is that somebody certainly has the right to do cartoons that make fun of somebody else's religion. But to reprint them just to… — David Byrne
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into. — Thomas Fuller
He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it. — Thomas Fuller
Men go into marriage with virtually no expectations whatsoever. Ten years later, the men are delightfully surprised to find out that it's actually kind of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
To let the people know there was life beyond Shirley Dean, we decided to focus on voter registration; each day I set up my card… — Wavy Gravy
I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just trying to keep… — Matt Groening
I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm… — Chris Colfer
The conquest of the earth, which mostly means the taking it away from those who have a different complexion or slightly flatter noses than ourselves,… — Joseph Conrad
Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come… — Lauren Conrad
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool
The moment you sense someone is making something because they think people are gonna buy it or like it, it's just so phony! The public… — Zooey Deschanel
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. — Beth Ditto
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. — Sam Ewing
Why do the people humiliate themselves by voting? I didn't vote because I have dignity. If I had closed my nose and voted for one… — Oriana Fallaci
There are parts of me that I feel are beautiful, but they don't have anything to do with my nose. — Sally Field
My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small...… — Goldie Hawn
Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose. — Heinrich Heine

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