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It is time for the truth to be brought out... Behind the scenes, high-ranking Air Force officers are soberly concerned about the UFOs. But through… — Roscoe H. Hillenkoetter
Nonsense, it was all nonsense: this whole damned outfit, with its committees, its conferences, its eternal talk, talk, talk, was a great con trick; it… — Doris Lessing
But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up at the sky and see… — Thomas Merton
The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense. — Benjamin Franklin
Take winter as you find him, and he turns out to be a thoroughly honest fellow; with no nonsense in him, which is a great… — James Russell Lowell
The pursuit of beauty is much more dangerous nonsense than the pursuit of truth or goodness, because it affords a stronger temptation to the ego. — Northrop Frye
Starting is hard so I really need to give myself permission to do a bad job. I always give myself leave to write total nonsense… — Ann Brashares
What happens a lot with songwriting is that a melody or rhythm or something stays with you like catching a cold. And during that time… — Thom Yorke
Over the past eighteen years I have acted as a scientific consultant to the U.S. Air Force on the subject of unidentified flying objects -… — J. Allen Hynek
She and I just don't see eye to eye together. She's a square. She keeps telling me that I'm too interested in chess, that I… — Bobby Fischer
We cannot expect that everyone, to use the phrase of a decade ago, will talk sense to the American people. But we can hope that… — John F. Kennedy
Your body is like a piece of dynamite. You can tap it with a pencil all day, but you'll never make it explode. You hit… — Jason Statham
I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's… — Andy Rooney
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ? — Gene Wilder
Given the power and influence that science increasingly has in our daily lives, it is important that we as citizens of an open and democratic… — Massimo Pigliucci
Photography is without mercy--though it's nonsense to say it does not lie. Rather, it lies in a particular, capricious way which makes beggars of ministers… — Nick Harkaway
In a letter from Bath to her sister, Cassandra, one senses her frustration at her sheltered existence, Tuesday, 12 May 1801. Another stupid party .… — Jane Austen
The world has long observed that small acts of immorality, if repeated, will destroy character. It is equally manifest, though never said, that uttering nonsense… — Jacques Barzun
We know that violent measures against religion are nonsense; but this is an opinion: as socialism grows, religion will disappear. Its disappearance must be done… — Karl Marx
The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. It's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax. — Michele Bachmann
Liberals have created, and the minority leadership has exploited, a community of dependent people, unaware of the true route to prosperity and happiness: self-reliance and… — Rush Limbaugh
Nonsense! It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam. — Zbigniew Brzezinski
Millions for nonsense, but not one cent for entropy. — Alfred Bester
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurist drivel; ‘Star Trek’ can turn your brains into puree of bat guano; and the greatest science… — Harlan Ellison
As in the pseudoscience of bloodletting, just so in the pseudoscience of city rebuilding and planning, years of learning and a plethora of subtle and… — Jane Jacobs

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