Ninja Quotes
127 Ninja quotes by 89 unique authors
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So, I heard you're this ninja or something.
— Stephen Chbosky
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Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you…
— Rachel Caine
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You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?†“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.†“Old people can kill people too.†“I know, but…†“She could…
— Derek Landy
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What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.
— Rob Thurman
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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
— Darynda Jones
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There is a movement happening, a quiet one. A low-profile, low-resolution revolution. Comprised of writers and dreamers, of guerrilla artists and thought-ninjas. Those with something…
— Erin Morgenstern
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Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the…
— Jonathan Maberry
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You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at…
— Kathy Reichs
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The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.
— John Green
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You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.
— Rick Riordan
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Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus, what is that?…
— Rick Riordan
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Maybe you're graduating from fireballs to lightning bolts," Adrian suggested. "I bet it'd be a lot like throwing ninja stars. Except, well, you could incinerate…
— Richelle Mead
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Because I’m an English ninja,†Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
— Derek Landy
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Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.
— Etgar Keret
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Maybe Park had paralyzed her with his ninja magic, his Vulcan handhold, and now he was going to eat her. That would be awesome.
— Rainbow Rowell
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The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.
— Jeaniene Frost
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Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of…
— Rachel Caine
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Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder.
— Cassandra Clare
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Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas
— Charles Dickens
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My son craves picture books about Transformers and Ninja Turtles and the Hulk; they show one fantastic creature smashing or zapping another into smithereens on…
— Russell Smith
Who Wrote These Ninja Quotes
89 authors contributed a total of 127 Ninja Quotes, led by these top contributors: