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Nine Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop…
- at least nine-tenths of all the original reality ever created lies outside the multiverse, and since the multiverse by definition includes absolutely everything that is…
- This, milord, is my family's axe. We have owned it for almost nine hundred years, see. Of course, sometimes it needed a new blade. And…
- Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.
- It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most…
More Nine Quotes
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before. — Jane Austen
- In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels. — Jane Austen
- My brother is the lifelong musician; he made the choice to do that when we were very, very young kids. I remember… — Kevin Bacon
- In nine times out of ten, the slanderous tongue belongs to a disappointed person. — George Bancroft
- The Cubs are gonna shine in sixty-nine. — Ernie Banks
- Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. — Dave Barry
- The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh… — Roseanne Barr
- You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years.… — Roseanne Barr
- Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere… — Mario Batali
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- My voice went recently, never happened before, off like a tap. I had to sit in silence for nine days, chalkboard around… — Adele