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• I guess the verdict is in - I am not a sociopath. It's not effective or productive not to be nice. It…
• I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I…
• My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
• Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?
• I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the…
• I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot…
• Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like,…
• I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there's probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they're…
• I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while,…
• I remember my agent at ICM at the beginning of my career telling me that I wasn't pretty enough, that I was…
• I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians.…
• I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real…

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