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• Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
• I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and… — Corey Feldman
• As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor
• I find that the majority of the actors I've worked with are extremely sensitive people and very spontaneous people. That's why I… — Ellen Muth
• I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like, — Magnus
• I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in… — Megan Fox
• It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know,… — Stephen Chbosky
• But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. — Chuck Klosterman
• A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it… — Adam Selzer
• I would never date a girl who insisted that I cut you out of my life. It’s non-negotiable. You want a piece… — Cassandra Clare
• Green-eyed monsters,” said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed… — Cassandra Clare
• The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up. — Cassandra Clare

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