Never Date Quotes
25 quotes by 23 authors
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
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I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a…
— Corey Feldman
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As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.
— Garrison Keillor
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I find that the majority of the actors I've worked with are extremely sensitive people and very spontaneous people. That's why I always say I'll…
— Ellen Muth
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I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,
— Magnus
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I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about…
— Megan Fox
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It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I…
— Stephen Chbosky
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But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.
— Chuck Klosterman
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A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and…
— Adam Selzer
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I would never date a girl who insisted that I cut you out of my life. It’s non-negotiable. You want a piece of all this…
— Cassandra Clare
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Green-eyed monsters,†said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed against his leg.…
— Cassandra Clare
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The Chairman likes you.†“Is that good?†“I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,†Magnus said easily, and stood up.
— Cassandra Clare
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I will never date an actor or a model. My family will never accept her. We are a middle class family, and an actress will…
— Suresh Raina
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I could never date a guy with a pet snake.
— Genesis Rodriguez
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My wardrobe staple is simple shirt dresses. They never date, and you can put them with a heel or a flat sandal.
— Louise Nurding
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This kid I know,He said ''Yoh-Jasmine,You look beautiful'' Which I had no response too. Everytime I see him he said''yoh,jasmine'' after we stop talking he…
— Jazzy
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Never date a woman who makes you feel jealous and insecure. You would hate what you will become and what you have to do to…
— Terry Mark
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One thing for shore is that never date bad boys they jus break ur heart like hector cantu my lover
— Jasmine Star Trevino
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction…
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
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They say never date a woman with kids, but nothing is more attractive than seeing a single mother who is in school full-time, got two…
— NaQuin Gray
Who Wrote These Never Date Quotes
23 authors contributed a total of 25 Never Date Quotes as follows: