Never Date Quotes

25 quotes by 23 authors

• Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
• I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a… — Corey Feldman
• As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor
• I find that the majority of the actors I've worked with are extremely sensitive people and very spontaneous people. That's why I always say I'll… — Ellen Muth
• I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like, — Magnus
• I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about… — Megan Fox
• It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know, Patrick? If I… — Stephen Chbosky
• But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. — Chuck Klosterman
• A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and… — Adam Selzer
• I would never date a girl who insisted that I cut you out of my life. It’s non-negotiable. You want a piece of all this… — Cassandra Clare
• Green-eyed monsters,” said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed against his leg.… — Cassandra Clare
• The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up. — Cassandra Clare
• I will never date an actor or a model. My family will never accept her. We are a middle class family, and an actress will… — Suresh Raina
• I could never date a guy with a pet snake. — Genesis Rodriguez
• My wardrobe staple is simple shirt dresses. They never date, and you can put them with a heel or a flat sandal. — Louise Nurding
• This kid I know,He said ''Yoh-Jasmine,You look beautiful'' Which I had no response too. Everytime I see him he said''yoh,jasmine'' after we stop talking he… — Jazzy
• Never date a woman who makes you feel jealous and insecure. You would hate what you will become and what you have to do to… — Terry Mark
• One thing for shore is that never date bad boys they jus break ur heart like hector cantu my lover — Jasmine Star Trevino
• Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
• They say never date a woman with kids, but nothing is more attractive than seeing a single mother who is in school full-time, got two… — NaQuin Gray

Who Wrote These Never Date Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 25 Never Date Quotes as follows:

• 3 Never Date Quotes by Cassandra Clare
• 1 Never Date Quote by Jazzy
• 1 Never Date Quote by Terry Mark
• 1 Never Date Quote by Jasmine Star Trevino
• 1 Never Date Quote by Jennifer Love Hewitt
• 1 Never Date Quote by NaQuin Gray
• 1 Never Date Quote by Diana Powell
• 1 Never Date Quote by Kemmy Nola
• 1 Never Date Quote by Jake Payne
• 1 Never Date Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Never Date Quote by Paritoshik Sharma
• 1 Never Date Quote by Marsha Warfield
• 1 Never Date Quote by Corey Feldman
• 1 Never Date Quote by Garrison Keillor
• 1 Never Date Quote by Ellen Muth
• 1 Never Date Quote by Magnus
• 1 Never Date Quote by Megan Fox
• 1 Never Date Quote by Stephen Chbosky
• 1 Never Date Quote by Chuck Klosterman
• 1 Never Date Quote by Adam Selzer
• 1 Never Date Quote by Suresh Raina
• 1 Never Date Quote by Genesis Rodriguez
• 1 Never Date Quote by Louise Nurding