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- Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
- I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and… — Corey Feldman
- As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor
- I find that the majority of the actors I've worked with are extremely sensitive people and very spontaneous people. That's why I… — Ellen Muth
- I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like, — Magnus
- I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in… — Megan Fox
- It's too bad you're not gay. Then again, if you were gay, I would never date you. You're a mess." You know,… — Stephen Chbosky
- But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. — Chuck Klosterman