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Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from the neat little… — Violet Trefusis
I am a neat hand at cookery, and I'll tell you what I knocked up for my Christmas-eve dinner in the Library Cart. I knocked… — Charles Dickens
I was a model Marine.. My rifle was always clean, uniform always starched, and the shoes always shined. I guess that's how I became so… — Unknown Author
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I… — Jack Handey
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. — Laurell K. Hamilton
Maybe the world wasn’t made of universals that could be summed up in neat little packages. Maybe there were just people. People who were tired… — Clare Vanderpool
We grew up quickly, surrounded by guys eighteen and older, in their prime. They lived to surf, drink, raise hell and score heavily with women.… — Greg Noll
I think you will agree that life's plans are not always tied up in neat little packages. Occasionally we find ourselves at unexpected crossroads with… — Unknown Author
One of the most wonderful things about knowing God is that there’s always so much more to know, so much more to discover. Just when… — Joni Eareckson Tada
It's your life story if you're a mathematician: every time you discover something neat, you discover that Gauss or Newton knew it in his crib. — Bill Gosper
Everything in tennis is so neat and nice but boxing has sport down to its essence; it is very pure and I like that. — Andy Murray
Besides being complicated, reality, in my experience, is usually odd. It is not neat, not obvious, not what you expect. — C.S. Lewis
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie
It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung. — Bill Hicks
It's a really neat and special coincidence, but it's nothing but a coincidence. This wasn't set up to give Matt that honor. It's just the… — Tony La Russa
Every fear, every night terror, every hour I cried for Liev, every fight with Sebastian is registered as a neat white scar. — Emma Forrest
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of… — Dave Barry
Life isn't some vertical or horizontal line -- you have your own interior world, and it's not neat. — Patti Smith
The pursuit of pretty formulas and neat theorems can no doubt quickly degenerate into a silly vice, but so can the quest for austere generalities… — Eric Temple Bell
I tried on the farmer's hat, Didn't fit. . . A little too small - just a bit Too floppy. . . . . I… — Shel Silverstein
I need a little language such as lovers use, words of one syllable such as children speak when they come into the room and find… — Virginia Woolf
Photographs may be more memorable than moving images, because they are a neat slice of time, not a flow. Each still photograph is a privileged… — Susan Sontag
The world isn't tidy; it's a mess. I don't try to make it neat. — Garry Winogrand
It was neat to see a plaque on the 18th fairway, and go up there and kind of look at the green and just remembering… — Paula Creamer
If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice… — Mike Tice

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