Best Napkins Quotes

56 Napkins quotes by 54 unique authors

I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the lunch rush. I… — David
With a stretch belt, anything can be a dress - a dinner napkin, a tablecloth, even a towel. Just wrap and snap, and away you… — Beth Ditto
I've been in more laps than a napkin. — Mae West
My mother would organize huge parties for my elementary school classmates. To prepare, she would go back to the bakery in her old neighborhood of… — Christine Quinn
Do you girls have hope chests?' Lloyd asked. We certainly do.' I don't,' said Betsy. 'My husband and I are going to use paper plates… — Maud Hart Lovelace
Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job… — Jen Lancaster
Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on… — James Patterson
Potassium cyanide," says the talent wrangler as she leans over to pick up a paper napkin off the floor. "Found naturally in the cassava or… — Chuck Palahniuk
She makes use of the soft of the bread for a napkin. She falls asleep at times with shoes on, on unmade beds. When a… — Anais Nin
I want to show you something,” I say. What?” He dabs at his lips with the napkin, and for a moment I’m wishing so hard… — Brad Barkley
Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I was tempted to… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
It's like this when you fall hard for a musician. It's a crush with religious overtones. You listen to the songs and you memorize the… — Steve Almond
I'm afraid that my wife picked up a number of colorful expressions from the Yanks and such, Frank offered, with a nervous smile. True, I… — Diana Gabaldon
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I had made. Setting… — Patrick Rothfuss
Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from… — Rick Riordan
We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want. — Louisa May Alcott
...Why are all these masks winking?" Jason pointed around the room with his fork. The loremaster dabbed at his mouth with a frilled purple napkin.… — Brandon Mull
When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works. — Paulo Coelho
Nic's going to be an old maid," Michael said, giggling. "What?" she snapped. "How do you even know what that means? You're like, four years… — Alexandra Adornetto
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping… — Jay Asher
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better… — Daniel Handler
Crumb,” he said. “What?” A slight grin appeared on his face and then he reached out, without the napkin, and before I knew what he… — Unknown Author
Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched as he rolled… — Unknown Author
I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the house. — Nina Conti

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