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The male role models I had all seemed to have been in the military. My father served in the army. My uncle was in the… — Kevin Powers
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. — P.G. Wodehouse
I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane. — Ray Bradbury
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a… — W.C. Fields
i remember we all cried like the Missouri when my Uncle Sol's coffin lurched because somebody pressed a button (and down went my uncle Sol… — E E Cummings
My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he spoke… — Dr. Seuss
I’m seventeen years old, my name is Juan García Madero, and I’m in my first semester of law school. I wanted to study literature, not… — Roberto Bolano
You must know the story of how the race of ancient days reached the stars, and how they bargained away all the wild half of… — Gene Wolfe
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We… — Janet Evanovich
If I couldn't be Eddis, I would be Attolia. If they needed to see my uncle in me, then I would show him to them.… — Megan Whalen Turner
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would be unable to… — Maya Angelou
The room was quiet, the others flicking glances at me. I ignored them. After years in Sounis's palaces being eyed with disgust by my uncle… — Megan Whalen Turner
Ah!" I cried, springing up. "But no! no! My uncle shall never know it. He would insist upon doing it too. He would want to… — Jules Verne
It is certain," exclaimed my uncle in a tone of triumph. "But silence, do you hear me? silence upon the whole subject; and let no… — Jules Verne
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey
For standing between Cody and his pain is my obligation, and standing between my uncle and his pain is my rent, but the pain I… — Neal Shusterman
A few weeks ago my uncle came over to borrow my dad's socket set and when he asked my dad how he was my dad… — Miriam Toews
Do you really want to know why you lost?” I asked. “Do you really have an answer?” he countered. “You need to get off your… — Maria V. Snyder
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. — George Gobel
I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets… — Phil Robertson
My uncle was the first brown person to have a market stall on Petticoat Lane in the 1960s. He worked his way up from the… — M.I.A.
My uncle was in a ska band called the Top Cats; that was my first proper influence, as I was taken to see them every… — King Krule
I got a lot from my uncle who is a really good ska guitarist. Very ragged makeshift rhythms and intricate lines. — King Krule
My father had played the guitar when he was young, and my uncle Jack had worked for Kalamazoo, before the war, developing guitar pickups. So… — Pete Townshend
My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me. — Hill Harper

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