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• Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
• Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!
• Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
• Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
• Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
• I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my…
• I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
• I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.
• I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each…
• It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my…
• It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting…
• I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to…

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