All Leslie Nielsen Quotes
- Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf. Destroy
- Any sport that comes from Scotland is good! Any
- Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. Inspirational
- Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. Blind
- Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts. Bicycle
- I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because… All
- I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important. Eye
- I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin. Finally
- I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my… Been
- It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a… Actually Hearing
- It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what… Been
- I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning… Actor
- The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're… All
- Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare. Been
- One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up. Beat
- I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? Adults
- I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. Basketball
- The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. All
- There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking. Exists
- Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline. Already Know