Best Leslie Nielsen Quotes
- I used to have this dream that somebody was knocking at my door. I'd say 'Who is it?' and they'd answer 'Police.' I'd open the… Answer
- I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these comic… Always Functioned
- Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. Epic
- I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no… Alone
- I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent. Accent
- I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account. Account
- The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. All
- Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Bicycle