Best My Leg Sayings

78 My Leg quotes by 68 unique authors

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do. — Darynda Jones
In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and tripped over my… — Paul Merton
During the period of house arrest, I had an electronic manacle around my leg for 24 hours a day, and for someone who has tried… — Julian Assange
When I was 18, I broke my leg, and my shin came right through - like I had two knees. — Tony McCoy
I played football; I was a running back, and I took a hit, and I had a hairline fracture in my leg which no one… — Nick McDonell
When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg, where it remains still. There were a couple of inches of blood on the… — George Crook
Through all the pain and the struggle yeah I still smile. House arrest on my leg but I still smile. Still chessin if I'm gon… — Blondie:)
I am afraid what will happen when they find out who I really am. I was a typical teenager, good boy, in a nice company,… — Dejan Plackovic
Indifference was always a pinch that I just couldn't cross. It might've been, or it was just my dirty pride that clung on my leg… — Irina
My foot stopped and my leg kept going. — Dwyane Wade
They took my saddle in Houston, broke my leg in Santa Fe. — George Strait
You can tell your dog to bite my leg. — Billy Ray Cyrus
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique
I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don't regret them yet, but I'm sure when my… — Oliver Sykes
Bullet hit my leg so I rolled to the left. Guess where I was at? Damn right, in the closet! Grabbed a pump, now its… — SPM
Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judge Judy
Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I… — Kylie Jenner
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost… — Johnny Knoxville
It's a departure for me...I can't walk through the airport in Singapore without a little kid hanging on my leg saying: George! George! — Brendan Fraser
I broke my leg not my foot my leg :( — Andrew
My leg hurts! BOOHOO :( :( ..... — Gold
I stepped on my new phone and heard a crack !! Immediately I started praying God please ! It should be my leg that broke — Ritu Ghatourey

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