Best My Lap Sayings

71 My Lap quotes by 65 unique authors

When it rains in evening, I will hold a cup of tea and listen to music How you used to relax on my lap And… — Aisha
Trust me, love me, curl in my lap...I'll always be there for you. — Innah Delos Angeles
Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
A good looking woman. To set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
You cant even break me running harder than an athlete. Girls sitting up on my lap mistake this for a track meet. — Sammy Adams
I-I Dont think they want it your girls on my dick and she trying to sit up on it she hopped on my lap even… — Big Sean
Hands up in the air. I just want the I just want the baddest bitch in the world. Right here on my lap. — Chris Brown
I just want the baddest bitch in the world Right here on my lap. — Chris Brown
Spaz man, all about gettin my cash fast, im totaly rad, show her my tats, flippin the bird, turnin my back, n-no love, my heart'll… — Tyga
Hate to see yaw frown but I'd rather see her smilin', wetness all around me true, but I'm no island, peninsula maybe, makes no sense… — Andre 3000
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances from the ladies.… — RevWingman
Had to pop the trunk, pull out the chopper like it's magic. 50 grand on my lap, poof! Like it's magic. — Rick Ross
Every couple years, you know, these great things drop in my lap. It's been fantastic. — John Stamos
I was a hopeless drifter, really. I didn't know what I wanted to do, and then the opportunity to have an agent landed in my… — Emily Blunt
Growing up with a punk-rock background and being an artist all my life, tattooing was something that naturally came to me, I guess. Tattooing just… — Kat Von D
I can't say that it's something I planned on doing right now, but now that's it's in my lap and it's something I have to… — Jamie Lynn Spears
I was at a loose end, and someone suggested that it would be something that I should take a look at, and pretty much offered… — Cory Monteith
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.… — Sharlene05
My legs wrap around her back, while her face in between my lap. That's what you called face time — G-Fwea D
Me + My bed + my lap top= A perfect relationship :D — Ritu Ghatourey
Got a bitch that look like Laila Ali sitting in my lap. — The Game

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