My Knob Quotes by Ralph Wiggum

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Ralph Wiggum has 32 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!
• Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
• Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a…
• Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked…
• My knob tastes funny.
• Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
• When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
• Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.
• Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.
• My face is on fire.
• The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
• I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

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