Ralph Wiggum Quotes
- When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!
- Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.
- Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph
- Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
- My knob tastes funny.
- Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.
- When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
- Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.
- Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.
- My face is on fire.
- The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
- I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
- Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.
- Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
- That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
- The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
- Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
- I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.
- Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.