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For years, I never thought I needed a short game. Finally I just decided to do something about it. I needed to get up and… — Jack Nicklaus
I look at Willow and she's so naughty and fiery, and I'm not going to take any of her fierceness personally - my mom took… — Pink
Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the… — Ricky Gervais
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling
In desperate hope I go and search for her in all the corners of my house. I find her not. My house is small and… — Rabindranath Tagore
A critic in my house sees some paintings. Greatly perturbed, he asks for my drawings. My drawings? Never! They are my letters, my secrets. — Paul Gauguin
I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I… — Jessica Alba
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But… — Mitch Hedberg
I have two lovely parents who support everything I do, two siblings, and three beautiful nieces. My house is always filled with laughter and fun! — Ariel Winter
In my house you have to talk to cats because, being ten of them, there are a lot of important things you have to say… — Unknown Author
On May 15, 1957 Linus Pauling made an extraordinary speech to the students of Washington University. ... It was at this time that the idea… — Edward Condon
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. — Dee Snider
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my house, they knocked… — Rand Paul
Not all the treasures of the world, so far as I believe, could have induced me to support an offensive war, for I think it… — Thomas Paine
I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have your review before me. In a moment it shall be behind me. — Max Reger
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse
If I am in Moscow for example and one night I decide to go out to my friend's house why should I come back at… — Unknown Author
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover. — Bob Hope
I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house… — Jerry O'Connell
That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever… — Eddie Murphy
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you… — Tracy Morgan
In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked around the house. Not hippie,… — Penelope Cruz
I don't wear a bikini on the beach. I walk around my house in pyjamas. I haven't seen myself naked in the mirror for probably… — Carey Mulligan
Whats nice about my dating life is that I dont have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: Im… — Julia Roberts

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