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276 My Dog quotes by 237 unique authors

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk. — Carrie Underwood
The first thing I do each morning is get out of bed and give my dog, Audrey, a hug. She's a Jack Russell. I think… — Donatella Versace
I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven. — Rick Warren
I do Pilates, and hike with my dog. — Kate Walsh
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. — Andy Warhol
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. — Steven Wright
Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in… — William Shakespeare
I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do… — Diana Wynne Jones
Sleep with me sleep with my dogs- — Sinclair Lewis
I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. — Steven Wright
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is… — Merrill Markoe
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright
Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll… — Meg Rosoff
I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You… — Muhammad Ali
Sometimes when I watch my dog, I think about how good life can be, if we only lose ourselves in our stories. Lucy doesn't read… — Donald Miller
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. — Carrie Underwood
The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear… — Bono
Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry and unhappy like we do. I feel very deeply about vegetarianism and the… — Cesar Chavez
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. — William Shakespeare
I buried Little Ann by the side of Old Dan. I knew that was where she wanted to be. I also buried a part of… — Wilson Rawls
Some time in the night I got up, tiptoed to my window, and looked out at my doghouse. It looked so lonely and empty sitting… — Wilson Rawls
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet… — Jennifer Rardin
Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's… — Natsuki Takaya
My dogs can't do anything--and what a relief. I don't make any demands of them, and I don't try to shape them or their future.… — Amy Chua

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