Best My Dog Sayings

276 My Dog quotes by 237 unique authors

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend… — Shannen Doherty
I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy. — Bill Burr
Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but Im ready for… — Michael Bay
My dog doesn't worry about the meaning of life. She may worry if she doesn't get her breakfast, but she doesn't sit around worrying whether she… — Joko Beck
Love me, love my dog. — Bernard of Clairvaux
If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble because I'm all over that dog,… — Maria Sharapova
I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see. For instance, I… — Lacey Chabert
I did what sports were supposed to be like, and I was living in my car. So you know what, fine. I'm gonna talk a… — Ronda Rousey
When people ask me which is your favourite portrait, they expect it to be Diana, or someone famous. But the answer is my dog, Puffy.… — Patrick Demarchelier
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! — Jonah Goldberg
I believe in God the way my dog does — Farley Mowat
I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him… — Jane Siberry
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog. — Tucker Max
I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. — Kristin Davis
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. — Phillip Lim
Me and my dog are best friends. — Daniel Johns
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. — Zach Braff
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling
My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially… — James Stewart
I grew up in a home where animals were ever-present and often dominated our lives. There were always horses, dogs, and cats, as well as… — Julia Glass
My dog, Ginger, is jumpy-like me-sensitive to sound and sudden movement. She wasn't that way at first, but not long after we got her, my… — Mira Bartok
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue… — Will Estes
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming… — Chic Murray
I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of… — Thomas McGuane

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