Best My Dog Qoutes

276 My Dog quotes by 237 unique authors

I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me. — Brian Schweitzer
I read everywhere. I read every day. I read on the couch with my dog in the afternoon and at night. I try to read… — R L Stine
I could not write without my dog, Rhoda, a Lab-chow mix. — Mary Gordon
I love boxing, MMA, and hiking with my dog. I work out 3 times a week, and on my off days, I do yoga to… — Natalie Martinez
Me and my dog. Bad picture :3 this is me right now — Taylor
Guess what I'm gonna call my dog when I'm 18 what naked why the hell would u call ur dog naked so when I have… — Nbb
That my dog she a golden retriever as much as she cute and friendly if u had a little dogs or even acted wrong to… — MrCountry
I don't care who loves me or not....all that matters is my dog loves me more than himself. — Fiza Elahi
I was jumping off a tree to scare my dog ...no big idea done it before... I land on my back...i literally layed there even… — Michael Country
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings
I love my dog,she is very sweet and gives joy in me,and I hug her so tight like a baby.I love her so much.. — Mariane Corbito
Spending time with my dog is the moment to remember even she leave me soon..but as now I will show how much I care and… — Mariane Corbito
Last year the vet told me my dog was getting old and I should put her down so I started calling her Fat Ass. — Rock Cowles
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I can sit down… — Green Monk
My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone… — Unknown Author
Who loves me will love my dog — Proverb
Front that work to my dog, he gonna bring that money back if I front a hundred pounds, he gon' bring a hundred stacks. — Gucci Mane
If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog — Phil Gramm
Why they kill my dog and man I miss my uncle Charles y'all. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
Just my dog and I at the edge of the universe. — The Bee Gees
Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me. — Funkadelic
And hell yes I love my dog and Jack D in my coke but honey. I love your love. Yeah I love your love I… — Eric Church
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin
Im single because I have one man in my life worth having..my dog. — Unknown Author
To hell with fake fuckz......they can suck my dog nutz — Unknown Author

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