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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high…
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for…
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that…
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
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I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
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While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up…
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Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand…
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to…
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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
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If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an…
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I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly…
— Jo Brand
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I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would…
— Margaret Cho
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I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on…
— Drew Carey
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My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some…
— Anna Faris
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I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
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Yes, money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am…
— Michael Scott
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My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and…
— Sarah
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One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand…
— Eugene Levy
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My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
— Bernie Mac
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically…
— Bernie Mac
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I get all of my comedy from CNN.
— Rob Corddry
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When I was a student I was very, very ambitious, completely immersed in my comedy career. I never had that period of…
— Steve Coogan
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