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I ponder of something terrifying, Cause this time there is no sound to hide behind. I find over the course of our human existance, One… — Twenty One Pilots
Ooh Seth I think my car is better ..(: I think tho ..hahaha xD — Crystal
Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir Boss : Do… — Unknown Author
You are the *coca* to my *cola* You are the *race* to my *car* You are the *macaroni* to my *cheese* You are the *Wal*… — Kemis Khan
I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody owes me a… — Rock Cowles
You and your friends, up in my car Rolling up J's, flying with the stars Don't gotta ask the price cause you already know Watch… — Wiz Khalifa
When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on… — Sherman Austin
Because of that I don't care when I read in the newspaper that I am colourblind. I went through a red light in my car… — Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Hopped up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top — Lil Wayne
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The… — Stephen Wright
First I Park My Car....Then I Fuckk Yo Bitch.. — Lil B
I'm Not A Star, Sombody Lied I Got Pistol In My Car, A Forty Five. — Rick Ross
Don't say a word just turn around and let me see, Girl you got something special something special for me, Its way too many suckers… — New Boyz
I'm gonna kill you with my gun... and then I'm gonna put you in my trunk in my car and drag you out in the… — Joe Jonas
I worked at a clothing store once called Body. It was the coolest clothing store in the Valley. My dad made us sign a contract… — Kim Kardashian
Well, we're not going anywhere in my car. Let's take yours. — Jessica Rabbit
Im the type to rock yellow diamonds that match my car! You the type to live under a rock, Patick Star! — Soulja Boy
All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck. — UGK
Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart! — Madea
I would shoot you with my gun, put you in the back of my car, take you home, and ask if your alright! — Jonas Brothers
My car is sooo DUNZOOO!! — Kristin Cavallari
Now my neighbour likes my car but no matter where you go, there you are. — Gnarls Barkley
I rang your home and got no answer, jumped in my car, I went around there. I still don't believe it, he was just leaving. — Genesis
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car, we'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar. — Blink 182
Here in my car — Gary Numan

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