Best My Car Lines

267 My Car quotes by 211 unique authors

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus. — Chelsea Handler
Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens — Laurell K. Hamilton
Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What are you doing? (Amanda) I'm getting into my car. (Kyrian) You own this?! (Amanda) No. I'm stealing it with the key in my hand.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I’m driving my car! (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
My new apartment might be a place where there are lots of children. They might gather on my porch to play, and when I step… — Lorrie Moore
Let me have my tax money go for my protection and not for my prosecution. Let my tax money go for the protection of me.… — Harvey Milk
Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll fetch those slippers and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let's have a partnership, Kate. I offer honesty, Kate. I don't have have outrun the Beast Lord I just pissed off, Kate. I only have… — Ilona Andrews
you give me fever from miles around ill pick you up in my car and well paint the toown — Michael Jackson
You better get over here with my car,” Grandad says. “Before I call the cops and tell them you stole it.” “Sorry,” I say contritely.… — Holly Black
He was breathing, which is always a good sign. As gently as I could I picked him up, placed him on the towel, wrapped it… — Josh Lanyon
I wasn't ready for this, but then I probably never would be, and this year, like so much else, wouldn't wait. I had no choice… — Sarah Dessen
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate… — David Levithan
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many… — Steven Wright
Ooooh," Kate groans, Kate herself now. "I'm so afraid." "I know." "What am I going to do?" "You mean right now?" "Yes." "We'll go to… — Walker Percy
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car? — Richelle Mead
We may run into Kevin,” Lucy said gloomily. “She’s hoping to run into Kevin,” Zoë assured her. Justine smiled grimly. “Preferably with my car. — Lisa Kleypas
It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. — Janet Evanovich
The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. — Derek Landy
How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to… — Brennan Manning
Don't you ever touch my car again," Santangelo says with the same fury he had on his face when Jonah Griggs made comments about his… — Melina Marchetta
I have a free couple of hours," I told him, walking toward my car, which was parked on the next block. "There's a very private,… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me something better for a sweetheart… — Jim Butcher

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