Best My Balls Quotes
- All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one! — Tony Montana
- Beep! Beep! Bitch back it up. I put my balls on the table, tell her rack em up. — Ludacris
- Hey I'm Alexa get in my van everyone knows I'm a 40 yr old man but it's ok just send me your nudes but wait… — Unknown Author
- ''Snoop doggy dog 187 what you sing but you cling on my balls when I swing my dinga ling'' -Eazy~E — Eazy-e
- My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.. — Carlin Whisler
- I'm Q to Picard snap my fingers enviornments change like view master/Lock N Chase felony type capture/Crafty negotiate marshan emotion gadget adaptor/Take the ground from… — C-DASH
- When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a… — Aziz Ansari
- Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls. — James Bond
- Lick me on my balls its going DOWN — Boosie BadAss
- Niggas don't even go to the Doctor no more.. They go to GOOGLE! Google said these bumps on my balls will go away in 3… — MLY AB
- Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls. — Nikhil Saluja
- I got dimples on my balls sack and every time I get a blowjob bitches are all like awwww. — Nikhil Saluja