My Balls Quotes

37 quotes by 35 authors

I have left my balls to Robespierre and my legs to Couthon. That should help the Committee of Public Safety for a while. — Georges Danton
I call my balls the bush twins. — Zach Galifianakis
Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you. — Ralphie May
My balls feel like a pair of maracas. — Frank Zappa
When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my load… — Red Peters
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. — Sarah Silverman
Having a vagina doesn't Stop me from Believing that my Balls are bigger Then yours!!! — Any
Well yesterday I was shooting hoops with my friends then we just started goofing off when we tried to shoot so I tried making a… — Michael Country
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time Get low, Get low 6x To the window, to the… — LIL JON Feat YING YANG TWINS
People get off my balls I'm not the same person leave me alone and idc if you're sad go eat shit I can careless this… — Unkown
Went too cedar point today! :I oh lordy CX so many fuckin flips .-. haha and my dad, and my mom was to pussy to… — Patience
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I can sit down… — Green Monk
Middle finger to the law, nigga grippin' my balls. — Jay-Z
Silly hoes lick my balls like fifa lollipops. — Tyler The Creator
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch. — Kevin Hart
Haters suck my balls, two time, I never say goodbye because Im on mine, All my life, wanna do something major, Now every little thing… — Kid Cudi
Haters suck my balls — Kid Cudi
I'm interviewing Ryan Ross, bro. Stop busting my balls. — Gabe Saporta
That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You, suck my balls. Two times! -Ken — Pineapple Express

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