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• Phoebe, this is music that cant get any worse. There are rats in the basement hanging themselves!
• OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, 'I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving…
• Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe.
• You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
• Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at in 12 interviews today.
• So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.
• I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
• It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But…
• Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.
• Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off!
• Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
• Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!

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