Mrs Quotes

411 Mrs quotes by 296 unique authors

U know sometimes I wind up with them other bitches But that's just what they are a bunch of other bitches There's no other Mrs.… — Gudda Gudda
Mrs. Knight: But you love your dinosaur chicken. Kendall: Yeah...when I was eight. — Big Time Rush
Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles. Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles. — Wedding Crashers
Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum
Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. — Ralph Wiggum
You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison — South Park
IDIOTS that make scary movies possible. MR. and MRS. 4754milesfromanythingtrip.ignoredthekeepoutsignanddidntlistentothevillage rs.OMFGthatguyhasnofaceletsgotalktohim.trytotalktotheGHOSTwithaouijab oardcauseitjustthrewurglassofwineaturHEAD.wreckthecarinthemiddleofNO WHEREcauseimnotpayingATTENTIONtotheROAD.letsadoptthislittlegirlcauseno onewantsherbecausesheistheDEVILandwillKILLyourgrandmawithahammer.gu yhasachainsawwithBLOODonitBUTimagolookforpaul.heythatguyhasnoteeth butibethehasaPHONE. — Unknown Author
She's my mrs america now can I be her soldier please I'm fighting for this girl, on a battlefield of love. dont it look like… — Lil Wayne
I will shine brighter in my haters world,just as light shines best in darkness, is that not logic mr/mrs Hater? — Unknown Author
Here via Foto Friday (but have also been cathting w/ you via twitter about it) -- the words to your picture are sweet, so so… — Unknown Author
Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker. - Smokey — Friday
When you gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker? -Smokey — Friday
Just from the moment I was born, I knew this is what I wanted to do. So I was lucky that way. But I absolutely… — Alyson Hannigan
Where is Mrs.Right I gotta find her. — Mindless Behavior
Where is Mrs.Right...I gotta see her. Travel all across the world just to meet her. Get me on a flight...I gotta see her. Travel all… — Mindless Behavior
Life is foggy, tryin to see through the mist of it.Could have been livin it, you was Mrs. Mischievous. — Common
When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked… — Leslie Mann
I was going to be Mrs. Bono. It was all very proper. I loved his music so I loved him. I didn't want to have… — Kate Walsh
Where is Mrs. Right!!!!!!!! — Mindless Behavior
Im Not A Bitch Im THE Bitch And For You Im Mrs. Bitch . — Unknown Author
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are you… — Sheryne Brooks
Mrs.Napravnik and Mr.Napravnik future baby — Unknown Author
I'm the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. -Mrs. Griffith — Easy A
He's not the sharpest Christian in the bible. -Mrs. Griffith — Easy A
Some men waste too much time trying to turn Mrs. Wrong into Mrs. Right. — Sonya Parker

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