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- It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot.… — Lewis Black
- I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will… — Jasper Carrott
- Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light. — Unknown Author
- People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a… — Robert Pattinson
- Every great thinker is someone else's moron. — Umberto Eco
- I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right — Davey Havok
- Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one… — James Woods
- There's a difference between climate & weather, moron! — Pat Sajak
- Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide… — Matt Damon
- Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you… — Jim Gaffigan
- Morons. I've got morons on my team. — Strother Martin
- I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons… — Mark Cuban