Best Monty Quotes

33 Monty quotes by 28 unique authors

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever… — Graham Chapman
I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof… — Daniel Handler
If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what… — Daniel Handler
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane.… — Graham Chapman
I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling… — Unknown Author
We took up the offer with the BBC, and that was Monty Python's Flying Circus. I didn't have to submit my ideas to the group.… — Terry Gilliam
The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England. — Mark Roberts
We can't go fully monty in Bond, Because we can't get the rating. — Daniel Craig

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