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Money Quotes by Daniel Handler
- In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes…
- But one type of book that practically no one likes to read is a book about the law. Books about the law are notorious for…
- Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing…
- Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were…
- People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.
- My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then finally sold for the smallest amount…
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- Whenever my pocket money fall short. I start to think my life sucks. Then I think about all those out there who… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. — Mary Kay Ash
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- The extravagant expenditure of public money is an evil not to be measured by the value of that money to the people… — Chester A. Arthur
- Money's important. Everyone cares about money. And when you don't have money, money becomes the overriding obsession of your life. — Paul Auster
- I think it's important that people know what raising the debt ceiling is. It's Congress giving permission to the federal government to… — Michele Bachmann
- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- Number one, it is important that we fix the legal immigration system, because right now we've got a backlog that means years… — Barack Obama