Best Mom Told Quotes
- My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who… — Robert Schimmel
- My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth? — Ritu
- Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Mia Lugo