Best Mom Told Quotes

29 Mom Told quotes by 24 unique authors

• My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who… — Robert Schimmel
• My mom told me angels are in heaven, so why is she on Earth? — Ritu
• Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Mia Lugo

Who Wrote These Mom Told Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 29 Mom Told Quotes as follows:

• 4 Mom Told Quotes by Kevin Hart
• 2 Mom Told Quotes by Unknown Author
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Veronica Roth
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Troublemaker
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Superman
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Seth Shostak
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Rodney King
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Robert Schimmel
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Robert Byrd
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Paulo Coelho
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Paris Hilton
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Mia Lugo
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Jodi Sweetin
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Jill Shalvis
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Jeannette Walls
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Howard Graham Buffett
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Drake
• 1 Mom Told Quote by David Giuntoli
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Chris Brown
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Camilla Belle
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Alexa Vega
• 1 Mom Told Quote by Akiva Schaffer