Midlife Crisis Quotes

21 Midlife Crisis quotes by 17 unique authors

• Havin lunch and debatin Ferrari prices. 23 and goin through a midlife crisis. — Drake
• On my fortieth birthday, rather than merely bore my friends by having anything as mundane as a midlife crisis I decided it might be more… — Alan Moore
• I tend to do something for two years then move on to something new. Yoga, then biking, then weight lifting, then back to biking. The… — Brad Meltzer
• Ever heard of the phrase 'midlife crisis'? — Janet Maslin
• Most of us abandoned the idea of a life full of adventure and travel sometime between puberty and our first job. Our dreams died under… — Tim Cahill
• Adam and Eve had their midlife Crisis when they realized that they were older than sin! — Unknown Author
• You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these… — Harry Connick, Jr.
• It's kind of like a midlife crisis kind of thing. When you turn 40, you have to run the marathon, while all the parts still… — Joe Bastianich
• My career started young and I was really ambitious, and then I had success and I hung out with people who were much older. I… — Elizabeth Gilbert
• Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for renewal of your body and mind, rather than stand by helplessly… — Jane Brody
• You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film. — Claire Danes
• I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships. — Bill Murray
• My generation is having its midlife crisis in its 20s. — Edward Norton
• I figure if Doc is right about the time I have left,I should wrap up my adolescence in the next few days, get into my… — Chris Crutcher
• I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn’t augur well for my longevity — David Foster Wallace
• I say I have a midlife crisis every time I start and finish a record. — Mika
• Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. — William D Tammeus
• I lost it all to you and your vices, still I'm staying on to figure out my midlife crisis. — Unknown Author
• I'm having a midlife crisis. The gray hairs are not passing. But I am trying to age with dignity. — Freddie Prinze Jr
• Midlife crises is when your middle age wife reacts badly to your change in priority — Unknown Author
• Your drug addiction poisoned our marriage's water supply. — BIRD

Who Wrote These Midlife Crisis Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 21 Midlife Crisis Quotes as follows:

• 5 Midlife Crisis Quotes by Unknown Author
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by William D Tammeus
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Tim Cahill
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Joe Bastianich
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Janet Maslin
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Jane Brody
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Harry Connick, Jr.
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Freddie Prinze Jr
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Edward Norton
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Drake
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by David Foster Wallace
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Claire Danes
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Chris Crutcher
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Brad Meltzer
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Bill Murray
• 1 Midlife Crisis Quote by Alan Moore