Michael Quotes

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Yeah, Michael thinks he's a redneck. - Sean Tuohy — The Blind Side
You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts. -Leigh Anne Touhy — The Blind Side
You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like Michael Lohan. — Jeff Ross
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. — Bart Simpson
And my middle name Michael hoe. — Big Sean
Michael Jordan swag. Yall think Michael Jordan bad. Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had. — Jay-Z
Im 22 years od and I meet my soulmate at the age of 14 and been with him since idh I meet him he diddnt… — Ashley Tibits
All these people discussing my career again. Asking if I'll be going platinum in a year again. Don't I got the shit the world wanna… — Drake
Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home. — HamsterNuts
Flat screens on the walls, iMacs. Michael Turners on decks, hand bags. — Young Jeezy
I don't want to go all Michael Jackson on you, but I never really had a childhood. — Robert Downey Jr
Im a music fan and a student, especially with guys that have been doing it for so long; Id like to just get in the… — Bruno Mars
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Unknown Author
I want to get Justin Bieber into writing his own music and producing his own songsJustin as an artist has to fight. Michael Jackson fought,… — Will I Am
Newsflash: Michael Scott's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors. — Steve Carell
Because I grew up in southern California I had access to a high level of professionalism in school, acting classes and summer theater work. The… — Robert Englund
I don't care about being a pocket passer. I don't care what people say about me. I'm trying to be Michael Vick, the quarterback that… — Michael Vick
If the guy in the Hanes commercial was clowning my 'bacon neck' to Michael Jordan right in front of me, we'd have problems. — Blake Griffin
Hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be in a movie. There's only so long you can rule the reality world. Maybe another year… — The Situation
Watching dancing with the stars...poor Michael Bolten. Bruno was so disrespectful. Criticism is one thing...Being mean is another. — Denise Richards

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